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Jurassic Park Exhibits Now Safe After New Guardrails Released
Velociraptors Definitely Not Escaping This Time
Jun 9
1
We'd Really Rather You Didn't Cancel Your Service
Don't make us hurt you ...
Jun 3
Hegseth: Iranian Rockets are just Celebrating Progress on Peace Deal
Iranians Out of Fireworks, so Using Explosive Drones Instead
Jun 1
1
May 2026
Supreme Court Decision: Voting Rights Act
Because Racism is Dead
May 29
1
How Eastern Grey Squirrels Are Celebrating Memorial Day
Honoring America's Heroes
May 25
1
Pope Leo XIV: I’m Spiritual, but not, Like, Religious, Y'know?
Pope pumps the brakes on "organized religion stuff"
May 22
New Jersey Must Be Made Part of Greenland
Editorial: Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen
May 18
1
M*A*S*H: Iran War
The gang returns for more zany hijinks, Middle-Eastern style
May 16
Why Our Food is Made in a Facility that also Processes Soy and Nuts
Because We Love It
May 13
RFK Jr’s All-Roadkill Food Truck Menu
Making America Full Again
May 12
1
Correction: It’s Actually the Bored of Peace
Secretary of State Little Marco here.
May 9
1
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